05/05 : Novacaine tops doyouevenliftbro? 20-13

Novacaine improves to 4-1 on the season, while doyouevenliftbro? drops to 3-2.

This is the fewest points scored in a game this season by NovacaineThe victory continues a 3 game winning streak for Novacaine which now stands at 4 wins in a row.

The loss ended a 2 game winning streak for doyouevenliftbro?. .This was the first meeting between these two teams.

Next up for doyouevenliftbro? is Playboy Bunnies (2-1). That game is scheduled for May 12 2013, 20:00 at Centreville HS.

Novacaine will face off against Mel Kiper`s Best Available (2-2) on May 19 2013, 22:00 at Centreville HS.

You fools see what`s happens when you run yo mouths?

exactly how many lights were there on the field? Spent an awful lot if time in your back

God dammit, took the words right out of my mouth...

And @James, who do you play for? I don`t think it`s collision, nor novacaine, so eat awiggle
Good game, exploiting the same locations regularly... #40 is a big betch though, definitely the weakest player on the team, don`t get in someone`s face get put on your as5 then come back and talk the same shlt? You`re small and horrible and your team should cut you...

I feel like everyone knows that ^ was from me, damm browser

You must be crazy thinking you can bully me when I can handle you with now hand. Don`t bring that week $hit into my house.

Go cry babies, take the loss like men pu$$ies

Good game Novacaine hopefully we get our chance at redemption in the playoffs

Doubt it

sign in, **** talking from pu5sies hiding behind anonymity doesn`t hold much weight...

When I got in your face you didn`t do ish. Enough said, you lost, we won. I would enjoy another easy win over you in the playoffs.

While i commend you signing in, i think you might want to consult with a neurologist and get an MRI since you obviously sustained a concussion last night after you repeatedly were paced on your back and i assume your weak neck allowed your big head to slam violently into the turf. Are you a masochist perhaps? Seriously, I`m sure your team is worried about you too...

You were an afterthought, i guess holding someone to three sacks is an accomplishment now? And the only reason there weren`t a handful more is because you had two other guys helping out after you were beat, and your quarterback moved well and let go of the ball quickly.

maybe you were referring to the time when you scraped yourself off of the ground and then tried to puff your little chest after the play, nobody cares, you can talk all the **** in the world, but if it`s preceded by you getting pancaked, then does it really mean anything?

In conclusion, as i said before, your team ass a whole played well, i hope for their sake they replace the weak link (#40), and finally you (#40) are a weak bltch (with an overabundance of tenacity) and should look into playing in a Co-ed league perhaps?

Why do you talk so much garbage on this board? Maybe if you focused more on your play, your team wouldn`t be #6 of 10 teams in the night league.

Who are you?
Maybe if there was a pair of testicles hanging between your legs i wouldn`t have to ask that in the first place.

But to answer your question there are at least two reasons.
1st, my job is boring and i get distracted easily.
2nd, i enjoy hearing bltches squeal.

As to your expert insight, our problems as a team have absolutely nothing to do with my message board posts, nor does my focus on the field correlate. So i really hope that "really" isn`t an analyst or consultant for your day job... I invite you out to our game next week against the playboy bunnies, you can maybe get a better grasp of our play, so you can make more intelligible contributions to the board.

Can`t wait to pay you guys again and hand you another loss. Losers cry like you after a loss, I love it! Enjoy the day pu$$y.

Invisible Man, you know there is a group of messageboard trolls f*cking with you right? You know theres only a handful of losers that actually post on here? Right tough guy?

Hi everyone, my name is Invisible Man, you like my cool name, right? I made it up in the fourth grade, and have been waiting most my life to use it. Now, on to bigger things. I am on this board because I am so super awesome, I want to tell everyone how great I am, and how much my 3-2 team dominates this league. Did I tell you my name is Invisible Man, and how super awesome I am? Well, I am. Now, next topic, I pancake people for a living, mainly because I work at IHop, and there are a lot of orders for grand slams. I`m super awesome by the way. So, when I`m done pancaking people, I normally pancake them again, because pancakes are better in batches. Man, I`m so glad I am able to talk about how awesome I am on this message board and how our sunday night flag football team is amazing, like me, Invisible Man. Did I also mention that we are made up of guys from all over the world, and one is oriental? Yea, he`s awesome too, like me. I hope you come up to me during the game, so I can pancake you and then post right after the game how pleasent you are. By the way, my name is INVISIBLE MAN, AND I`M SUPER AWESOME!

just to clarify, you can only "pancake" someone if you are playing offensive line. invisibleman plays defensive line. please learn to take your time and use the correct terminology in the future. thank you.

Ummm...let`s not forget that the Grand Slam is a Denny`s product, not Ihop. Either way, this is the most noise I`ve heard out of a sub-par team since Team Franchise.

Funny how you didn`t come at me like this on the field. Yes, you had a few good plays but I punished you most of the game. You are pathetic and did nothing when I called you out.

chirp, chirp.......

Shut up already! All you guys sucks! Maybe combine teams and we`ll beat you 28-0! Go hug it out boys!