Position: Quarterback

Description: This position requires a player to demonstrate capable leadership, a cool attitude, and a mentally strong wit. The ability to vision the field, and see windows of opportunity and take advantage of it with a completion. Does not have to be an NFL football player.

Requirement: Vision, Leadership, Good attitude, all around nice guy, personality test may be administered.

what team is this for?

you trying to start a new team?

Aren`t all their players hurt?

isnt kind of late recruting for a QB?

unless you trying to start something for the fall.

#80 on Mudd Dawgs gets my vote. He has the requirement hands down.

It probably is the Lions since they change players every year. That team is looking for:
Requirement: Vision, Leadership, Good attitude, all around nice guy, personality test may be administered. (This part cracks me up)
Well, Criteria for playing with the Lions: No position is secure, you must attend all functions and you could be replaced from the line up within 5 minutes before game time. You must with stand all ridicule and hate rid from the league. Be prepared for bashing from teammates and constant control from management. Good Luck joining, you win, you stay, you lose, we don`t know you. No we are not an NFL team, just a flag football team that each individual pays to play.

That`s a good one.... Ha..ha... The best by far that I`ve read on the site.....

the lions have "functions?"

How does a dysfunctional team have "functions?"

HaHa...The Lions "functions" are:

Game planning by using Madden 04. Referring to themselves as "the Issac Bruce/Tamarick Vanover of Flag Football." And practicing their play calling at the line, a la Peyton Manning.

*note: I actually like that last one. Every now and then they run the hurry up and it usually works. They should probably stick with that all game.

Personality test that`s hilarious

why are the muddawgs always riding their own dicks??? every thread i go in, its "oh i watched the muddawgs practice this week, theyre lookin real good this year". THEY ARENT KIDDING ANYONE, LOOK AT THEIR RECORD!

We were suppose to have a scrimmage with Muddawgs. My team got the to field and non of them showed up. Could of atleast called and give me a heads up because there were other teams that were willing to scrimmage. Waste of day.

Real maturity exists somewhere.

diesel, I am the coach of the mudddawgs and I have never even talked to you about a scrimmage ever. If you did not schedule it with me then you did not have a scrimmage with us.

I guess you`ve been taken Diesel. Sounds like someone (probably someone who doesn`t even have a team) played a joke on you and you fell for it. Looks like you`re a C-Leaguer in more ways than one.

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