United Player states that he is uncoverable. The press quotes, "I am uncoverable when I play with the Lions and now its easier when I play with United"

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And don`t sleep on my man`s defensive skillz. They call him Lights Outs on D...

This player has been sited in the rural areas of VA- wondering, he frequents baby showers. Known as the Chapster! Be aware he demands double coverage from every team that he plays. BRING IT!!!!!

Atleast United`s team photo on their home page is not as gay as the Lions. What, did those pricks hire a professional to take their pretty photo.

Chapster? With a nickname like that he must be white. Rest my case.

don`t be ignorant and start pulling out race, if it was commented on how grammer is used on this site I`m sure it would upset the african americans to be proper

Damn, can the haters go ONE day without bashing the Lions? Are y`all THAT scared?

we broke chapsters finger

Good job DIESEL crew- slow the chapster down!!!

So who is this United player? Chapster?? Am I supposed to look for some guy in chaps? If so, would those be assless chaps?

I`d like to know so I can vote him for the all-star team. He must be something incredible to put up all of what... maybe 6 pts all by himself against Virginia`s Finest?

I`m impressed. VA`s Finest has been at the A level for like 2 weeks now...

who makes threads promoting themselves?

Do you want to call me out, or take me out! Wink,Wink. Besides, I plan on going deep in...I mean on your ass all day!

Stud

Chapster, i hear that name only in my nightmares. So quick, so illusive, and hands that can catch an egg thrown 50yds without a crack. Wears the number 29, i asked him why? he say`s " I`m Michael Jordan plus a touchdown, i just don`t kick extra points" Too much for any team to match up with on D. Oh did i mention, the defensive skills that this great white sharks posses. They call him Lights Out cause he darkens half the field and he`s white, just imagine that!!! Hollah at cho boy.

Even with a broken finger, he still catching them 12 yard bombs from Chris. How the heck?

Who ever plays United, yall just gotta watch out for #10. His game is BEAST!!! although he might look and talk like a leprechaun, dont let that fool you.

Their other QB he`s straight from the al qaidas football bootcamp. very tricky so watch out.

and TJ, the center, he`s one athletic Jerrys kid.

Pooh & Diesel 7, what have you guys been smoking? Can I have some of that? United haven`t done sh$t and they should belong in the C league.

This has to be a joke. Those clowns are going to finish 6th in their division.

I can`t even understand what they`re talking about... are they serious?? They don`t even brag about themselves well...

I mean they did well in `C`... but isn`t that co-ed?

And 29, I`d prefer if you didn`t go deep in on my ass all day... that sounds pretty gay.

29 sounds like a guy that was too big of an asshole.... even for the Lions.

This post is pretty funny as a joke, no more then that. We know we`re a decent c/b level team that is in over our heads in the upper division. We`ll still come out and play the game and try to compete, anything can happen.

for real...some people take shiet to literally

Andy thats messed up man... 12 yard BOMBS. Leave Chris alone.

This was all a joke between friends. 29 is one of the most down to earth people I know and has never once been cocky. People need to relax and stop taking things so seriously. United knows they`re not a top A level team, but they were forced to move up to the A division since they won the novice championship. They go out on the field to have fun, bottom line. People need to chill out with all the bashing.

Andy, What`s up with the lost and tie? You need to get my man, Vernon Davis (aka Corey) the ball.

btw. What`s your email?

hey ninh, yeah our record is looking jacked up right now. no excuses.

my email is aqbui7@gmail.com

This is pretty funny....btw I heard that chris is guy is pretty cool so please leave him out of this. Lol

Actually that dude Chris is pretty annoying, old and slow as well. He may want to check out the over 40 league.

he still could break your ankles, AC.

This is stupid, everyone knows the banditos are the team to beat this year. Watch out fools.

29! 10! 9! for the United Team. These are the lottery picks if you wanna win. #29 aka( Lights Out, Vanilla Milk Shake, Undisputed WhiteWeight Champion). #10 aka( Speedy Gonzales, Cheetos, Tazmanian Devil). Last but not least "the kapitan" #9 (aka Stir Fry or Die, Da Bomb, Tee Tee the Tornado).

this is all too much, much love to my boys....

29, 10 and 2 or 21 are all gay!

Nice come back?

did u think of that all by ur self

Forgot the asian kid, qb i think. He`s definitely gay.

for which team

Banditos of course.

Whats the spread this week for united?

Who is CHRONG? Chris or Hoang? either way #9 aka BUCK NASTY is gonna get yah.

BUCK NASTY, thats the best....

Who doesn`t think "pooh" is not a gay nickname? Alright then.

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Pooh On You!

Hoang you still my hero